Off The Record

How I feel now that Pumpkin is back at dunks.

justin-introduction:

holding-nuclear-hands started following you

…someone I follow has started following me?! 

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This is the highlight of my Saturday.  Thank you holding-nuclear-hands.

As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.

Louis C.K. (via evasive-tactics)

screenshotsofdespair:

Glitching Billboards, via webissance and lightcapturestudio

paulftompkins:

Has ORAL NORRIE OTTEY been lurking in the Game of Thrones credits this whole time? And is his name an anagram of a palindrome? And is he a man? Or a woman? Or a magical pixie-person from an ethereal realm we may only visit when nestled in the ebon cloak of Morpheus? I’ll take my answer off the air.

paulftompkins:

Has ORAL NORRIE OTTEY been lurking in the Game of Thrones credits this whole time? And is his name an anagram of a palindrome? And is he a man? Or a woman? Or a magical pixie-person from an ethereal realm we may only visit when nestled in the ebon cloak of Morpheus? I’ll take my answer off the air.